MaRvELgAL. Drunk When Sober.

I was born in the year 1980 and am a Malaysian. I grew up in Kuala Lumpur. I have a younger brother and a younger sister. I am the eldest in the family.

I studied in a Kebangsaan school and I hail from Convent Bukit Nanas high school. I am proficient in English and Bahasa Melayu. Poor at Cantonese and Mandarin. Yes, I am Chinese. Hah (!)

I write because I simply have nothing better to do online. I once owned a diary but I was too lazy to update it, because it requires manual handwriting, which is too tiring and sometimes my brain doesn’t coordinate very well with my hands.

I have been blogging since year 2005 and I like my nick. It was from the mIRC days.

I am a joker in real life, I love to goof around, my friends love my company, real and online people can’t get enough of me.

I like to talk when I’m in the mood. When I’m not, I don’t.

I love dogs. I’m an animal lover but I eat meat. So how?

I hate hypocrites, but I’m one myself, but I know when to turn it off.

Japanese food is my all-time favourite.

My all-time favourite food also goes to cheese, crab sticks, champignon mushrooms, spinach, tomatoes, eggs and hash browns. Cook it however also I will eat it!

I hate green peas the most. I dig them out one by one if they put it in fried rice, which I really hate, so I seldom eat fried rice.

I will only eat cucumbers with chicken rice.

People say I look prettier in real life compared to my pictures, and I tend to agree with them.

I daydream and fantasize a lot, which I mostly do before I sleep.

I think all Indian guys have a great sense of humour and they are super funny.

I have a full-time job. A real one.

If I could choose what to be in my next life, I’d really like to be a school teacher. In an all boys school of course, and make them never concentrate on their studies.

The best thing that has ever happened to me was celebrating Valentine’s Day in Paris at the Eiffel Tower.

My hobby is traveling. But since I’m such a poor bitch, I can only afford to say, "My hobby is traveling". In reality, I don’t.

I am a Catholic by choice.

I don’t think I will ever get over my grandfather’s death.

My greatest fear in life is losing my family members.

Queen is and will always be THE best rock band in the universe.

I love listening to epic rock songs.

I am 154cm tall and weight 42kg. Am pretty small size and cute and you would love to protect me.

My dream is to play all the musical instruments in the world.

When I choose a holiday destination, I tend to visit old, historical places like castles in Europe, prisons, cemeteries and cathedrals. I like to go to places that freaks me out.

I get bored of things very quickly.

I hate wet hair that sticks to my body.

I have Grade 6 in piano, I was a pianist in my school choir and played in front of Tun Dr Siti Hasmah Mohamed Ali at Nico Hotel. I know how to play the guitar and drums and violin and tambourine. I’m very good at harmonizing too!

And more about me? Here are some excerpts I love to copy from Facebook’s ‘10 Second Interview’:

I’ve never
jumped in front of a moving train and died before.

If I were the first person to land on the moon, I would’ve said
Tiuniamachowhaiz!!!

What’s your favourite comfort when you’re ill?
Comedies.

The key to success is…
be around losers.

If I had to jump from the top of a building, I’d prefer to land on…
Keanu Reeves’ pants.

Propose a new toothpaste flavour.
Coffee.

I wonder about…
why pubic hair’s curly.

My parents would kill me if I came home with…
Chua Soi Lek.

Batman or Superman?
Superman, cos he can fly. Batman has got NO superpowers at all.

Have you ever been on TV?
Yes, for talking on a mobile phone while driving. Caught on camera. Majalah 3.

What would be your last words?
Arrghhh…. (dying).