Shoot
Filed under: There are 4 hunters sitting around a campfire; a British, an American, an Indonesian and a Malaysian. They were all very exhausted after a long day of hunting.
Suddenly, the British man stood up, went to his hunting pack and pulled out a bottle of wine. Pouring a glass for everyone and drinking some himself, he pulled out his gun, threw the bottle into the air and shot it, breaking the bottle into thousands of pieces. Everyone was stunned and they asked him the reason for doing such a thing.
He simply exclaimed, "Oh, wine is plentiful in my country, old chap."
The American, not wanting to be outdone by the British, took out a bottle of whisky from his pack and did the same thing, this time saying, "Oh no worries, whisky is plentiful in my country."
The Malaysian thought to himself, "Mahai, these guai lou’s all think they so good, Malaysia oso boleh-lah." He went to his bag and pulled out a container of Milo, poured some for everyone and drank some. He then threw the container into the air, took out his gun and shot the Indonesian. Both the British and American were shocked of this unpredictable action and asked him why he did it!
The Malaysian simply said, "Oh no problem, Indonesians are plentiful in my country, and our government encourage us to recycle."
